Okay. Most people that know me know of my horrid phobia of little children. Things like this are why: [link]

I want it to be known now that when all of my friends grow up and have kids, as it has become apparent of late that this shall happen, I am not a baby sitter. I am an exorcist. Yes. Even your child that is a golden angle and can do no possible wrong will turn around and rip your head off when you least expect it. I trust nothing that came out of another human.





*I meant Angel okay. I get it, hardy har har. The fact that you focus on that means that my point was wasted on you completely.